Dildo instead of Pistol. How to Get Extravagant Weapons in Cyberpunk 2077

The ability to beat an enemy to death with a dildo in close combat is not presented in every game, but here Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo in his arsenal of weapons that can be used not quite for its intended purpose!  

2077 year. Everything is controlled by corporations and cyber people with dildos.

You might expect a dildo to be found in the apartment's bathroom. Perhaps on the edge of the tub itself, ready to be used in relaxing foamy water. And on the nightstand in the bedroom. It makes sense. But what about being underwater, in the yard of a flooded gas station? Right in the middle of a bar? The spotlight on the corporate meeting table in case the meeting gets boring?

В Cyberpunk 2077 dildos everywhere. In a way, this is one of those consequences of the hard work of developing an open world game. In another, he tells us something interesting about how the developer CD Projekt RED decided to create his future dystopia.

Imagine a scene. You are creating an open world game and you only have the resources to create a limited number of interactive objects for buildings and streets. This is a prop that the player will often see because they will be constantly looking for it. If you pick them up, they will be added to your inventory, where they can be dismantled to obtain components for the game's crafting system.

These points are important. But they're also mundane—other items include things like decks of playing cards, ashtrays, or scissors. Resources are limited. It is necessary to carefully consider what objects the artists will create.

So, obviously, you are creating multiple dildos. And not even one or two variations! No. Make a lot of dildos.

Since a limited number of these props are available in Cyberpunk 2077, level designers then continue to use them freely. Final result? Well, cyberpunk has a dildo for every season. A dildo in every home. They are everywhere.

There were wheels of cheese everywhere in Skyrim. NPCs will accumulate hundreds of them. In Night City, those open-world NPCs aren't as interested in cheese. And the dildo? Yeah.

So the melee weapon was not long in coming. Yes, yes, you heard right! 

This weapon is called "Vstanislav Shishkin" (Sir John Phallustiff), in the original this is a reference to Sir John Falstaff (Sir John Falstaff), a depraved knight from Shakespeare's works: "The Merry Wives of Windsor", "Henry IV, Part 1" and "Henry IV, part 2".

You can upgrade these weapons throughout the game. Luckily for your enemies, the weapon deals non-lethal damage - perfect for those delicate missions where you need to keep your opponents alive. The dildo is a one-handed club, so it can be enhanced with the appropriate perks. Vstanislav Shishkin has an empty melee weapon modification slot. Let's figure out where to find the dildo weapon in Cyberpunk 2077.

How to Get Dildo Club Vstanislav Shishkin in Cyberpunk 2077.

When you go to collect a spider drone for Dexter Deshawn during the main storyline, he will give Meredith Stout contacts. You will have to complete a number of tasks for her. When you're done with Meredith, she'll send you a flirtatious message that will initiate the Venus in Furs quest. She will ask you to meet her at the motel, and right after the romantic scene ends, you will find a dildo on the bed. Perhaps she decided to leave you such a gift. Equip a weapon and you'll notice that the phallus makes a buzzing sound that gets louder as you dexterously swing it like a lightsaber.

Below you can see the characteristics of weapons. They may differ depending on the skills of your character.

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